The Kaplan Letter: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: August 9th, 2006
The Kaplan Letter: A Dramatic Reading
nuclearbastard 
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No, I'm not as awesome as Boo Maga. Sorry.
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SpaZMaN
August 9th, 2006
10:16:52 PM CDT
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lol 1st
Scottendo
August 9th, 2006
10:17:39 PM CDT
(0)
in before boomaga
PirateSteve
August 9th, 2006
10:17:47 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, what a douchebag.
webbslinga411
August 9th, 2006
10:18:46 PM CDT
(0)
top 15, you must
GeorgePooshoes
August 9th, 2006
10:19:18 PM CDT
(0)
lolgasm
Christ-Puncher
August 9th, 2006
10:20:05 PM CDT
(0)
No, you can not do the theatrical voice as awesome as Boo Maga, but how about trying for an angry scotsman voice? I think you can pull that off a little better
smoothmedia
August 9th, 2006
10:22:33 PM CDT
(0)
the ear rape makes it
fuzzywompo
August 9th, 2006
10:29:08 PM CDT
(0)
Uhmm, not done as good as I think it could have been. But it gets a five, for the idea.
Ell373
August 9th, 2006
10:31:16 PM CDT
(0)
lol /cheer!
OmniIcyshelf
August 9th, 2006
10:35:45 PM CDT
(0)
Five for flying lobsters. Yeah, I caught that.
gamekid
August 9th, 2006
10:36:06 PM CDT
(0)
"joiurnalist" pronunciation and surprise FL sound for the +5.
Ryuhkae
August 9th, 2006
10:36:54 PM CDT
(0)
O NOES HE GETEN SMEERED!
Bopher1
August 9th, 2006
10:36:55 PM CDT
(0)
'Respiond'
r3ddr4g0n
August 9th, 2006
10:37:00 PM CDT
(0)
inveistagative joiurnalist
MasterSitsu
August 9th, 2006
10:37:58 PM CDT
(0)
I heard the sh*t out of it.
hamporter
August 9th, 2006
10:38:03 PM CDT
(0)
spare me
Trenchgun
August 9th, 2006
10:40:32 PM CDT
(0)
Good idea, but unfortunately your voice/acting is not up to the task at all.
brucedlx
August 9th, 2006
10:42:16 PM CDT
(0)
It was a 1 because it lacks that boomaga touch, that is, until the respIond. THat made it a 5 for me. also in before boomaga.
mattdh12
August 9th, 2006
10:43:31 PM CDT
(0)
yeah, not as good as boomagas of course, nothing can beat that. i gave this a 3 but +1 for that flying lobster i heard.
BTape
August 9th, 2006
10:48:26 PM CDT
(0)
it just ain't cool without a LAWL!
enigma11
August 9th, 2006
10:53:24 PM CDT
(0)
flying lobsters?
AngryBrian
August 9th, 2006
10:54:44 PM CDT
(0)
Apparently someone has never been in an internet fight before, I think that persons name is Lee Kaplan. Its like throwing gas on a fire to put it out... Silly mortals when will they learn. Also you may not be boomaga, but still nice voice acting.
Walkindude
August 9th, 2006
10:57:14 PM CDT
(0)
What a deuchebag.
gogg
August 9th, 2006
10:58:11 PM CDT
(0)
pretty good, should have paused questionable at all the mis-placed periods though.
TheBigDawg
August 9th, 2006
11:00:58 PM CDT
(0)
in before boomaga
Glugory
August 9th, 2006
11:12:06 PM CDT
(0)
Good show chap!
OneTopJob6
August 9th, 2006
11:12:42 PM CDT
(0)
I promised boo the sponsor, but you got there first, so it's yours.
sleepwalkers
August 9th, 2006
11:15:12 PM CDT
(0)
Uhh... where's the "dramatic" part in this whole thing? No emotion!
Valamort
August 9th, 2006
11:26:52 PM CDT
(0)
haha. oh man, this guy has seriuos. punctionation. issues,
ArrowHead
August 10th, 2006
2:32:36 AM CDT
(0)
for god's sake
afronight76
August 10th, 2006
2:33:22 AM CDT
(0)
lol even more pathetic of an email than the one bauman sent.
ThroatHazard
August 10th, 2006
2:45:12 AM CDT
(0)
After pie!
KHAAAN
August 10th, 2006
2:47:51 AM CDT
(0)
Kaplan seriously needs to learn to PTKFGS.
tibber
August 10th, 2006
2:51:12 AM CDT
(0)
i can't rate it as high as boomaga's, but the mispronounciations make it a solid 4.
zavan
August 10th, 2006
2:57:15 AM CDT
(0)
He isn't a douche for what he does for a living. He is a douche for writing this letter. Also, the audio is barely tolerable. Like one of my MSPaint ytmnds.
laserx
August 10th, 2006
2:59:19 AM CDT
(0)
lol "second *pause*"
y
August 10th, 2006
3:07:16 AM CDT
(0)
You had a 4 until the end.
headshotmaster
August 10th, 2006
3:08:20 AM CDT
(0)
I was gonna give you a 3 or 4 until I got to the end...Also Flying Lobsters
MrQL
August 10th, 2006
3:11:20 AM CDT
(0)
Voice could be better though.
badmanners
August 10th, 2006
3:11:41 AM CDT
(0)
You are breathing too much in to the mic, but I appreciated the extended pause from the .. .. - that was dramatic enough for a 5
captiancharisma
August 10th, 2006
3:15:40 AM CDT
(0)
Better than boomaga.
TehGayDjango
August 10th, 2006
3:18:19 AM CDT
(0)
Indeed.
Rafe
August 10th, 2006
3:24:21 AM CDT
(0)
BRILLAINT!
SubmissiveTrout
August 10th, 2006
3:30:07 AM CDT
(0)
RESPIOND
unknownkadath
August 10th, 2006
3:30:48 AM CDT
(0)
I heart Israel, but man, this guys is ASKING for it. LOL, lawyers! GJ on the reading!
boomaga
August 10th, 2006
3:38:11 AM CDT
(0)
I'm Boomaga, and I approve this message.
Kirelan
August 10th, 2006
4:01:32 AM CDT
(0)
^ Clearly not boomaga, because "Boomaga" is clearly spelled with a lower-case 'b'
wubble
August 10th, 2006
4:04:02 AM CDT
(0)
brillaint.
cheesechimp
August 10th, 2006
4:06:51 AM CDT
(0)
You're just reading some text. If you want to do some real acting, you've got to put emotion into this.
ForceUser
August 10th, 2006
4:16:45 AM CDT
(0)
in after boomaga
meteor
August 10th, 2006
4:26:34 AM CDT
(0)
Hearing you say "nuclear bastard" with the accent deserves a 5
crunkcloud
August 10th, 2006
4:38:38 AM CDT
(0)
boo maga
JihodJared
August 10th, 2006
4:42:01 AM CDT
(0)
anybody that spells like that must be a douchebag
tehpwner2
August 10th, 2006
4:44:16 AM CDT
(0)
Funnier than Boomagas
gaijineli
August 10th, 2006
4:58:33 AM CDT
(0)
Well, you get a 4 for effort. Unfortunately, ideal elocution and projection takes time and practice, and not all of us have time for that sort of thing.
fyrestorm
August 10th, 2006
5:06:40 AM CDT
(0)
Hello, my name is fyrestorm, and I approve these flying lobsters.
nobody
August 10th, 2006
5:17:38 AM CDT
(0)
should have known this was coming heh
cowpatch5
August 10th, 2006
5:36:12 AM CDT
(0)
you should have made a shock site instead
AndrewNi
August 10th, 2006
5:57:43 AM CDT
(0)
not bad, but as mentioned Boo Maga is better at it. And what's the ending about?
Chibi-Tai
August 10th, 2006
6:25:38 AM CDT
(0)
I prefer this to the Bauman Emails, mainly because it's a lot shorter. Also, I like the way you got away with a mini-screamer.
That953rdguy
August 10th, 2006
6:27:32 AM CDT
(0)
Have to admit you were looking at a 3 from me until ROFLNOZZLE at the point he says 'Respiond' and from then on 5'd, 5'd, 5'd. Nice job.
CaptainRescue
August 10th, 2006
6:36:38 AM CDT
(0)
Kid tested, boomaga approved
pie21
August 10th, 2006
7:10:36 AM CDT
(0)
5 for the doubly long pause with the 2 full stops :D
marks89
August 10th, 2006
7:11:30 AM CDT
(0)
Great 5'd
Pootermobile
August 10th, 2006
7:11:36 AM CDT
(0)
almost as good as boomagas, and as earlier said, you had a 4 untill the end
MrBubbles
August 10th, 2006
7:21:47 AM CDT
(0)
hahahahhaha lol'd @ 'respiond'
MM7
August 10th, 2006
7:27:44 AM CDT
(0)
Boomanga does it better, but it was pretty good.
Votey
August 10th, 2006
7:39:45 AM CDT
(0)
That's right, give the people what they want.
Nehemah
August 10th, 2006
7:50:27 AM CDT
(0)
lol
jorrar
August 10th, 2006
7:50:32 AM CDT
(0)
lolololol this is great, you´re almost as awesome!
Askir28
August 10th, 2006
7:59:25 AM CDT
(0)
not quite as good as the orginal reading :/
militiagung64
August 10th, 2006
8:21:34 AM CDT
(0)
War on Ebaums, Scientology, LiveJasmin, and Lee Kaplan? I love this place.
Hazake
August 10th, 2006
8:23:08 AM CDT
(0)
Nice job reading the spelling mistakes you sound like boomaga for 75 percent of the time, pretty good
Kentriccubed
August 10th, 2006
8:31:17 AM CDT
(0)
Not a bad overall attempt. Not quite a Boomaga. But good enough
likeakiller
August 10th, 2006
8:31:47 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, you did the mispelled word pronunciations perfectly.
chacho-nips
August 10th, 2006
8:33:18 AM CDT
(0)
5 for the WAY over the top ending.
wowbagger2004
August 10th, 2006
8:35:47 AM CDT
(0)
you're no way near as theatrical as boomaga.
Crazyswordsman
August 10th, 2006
8:36:56 AM CDT
(0)
It's because he's an actor. -CSM
Kakyoin
August 10th, 2006
8:40:04 AM CDT
(0)
Joiurnalist
woody599
August 10th, 2006
8:43:50 AM CDT
(0)
5 for flying lobsters
ObadiahtheSlim
August 10th, 2006
8:46:31 AM CDT
(0)
Not very dramatic, but still good material.
elbowdeeplove
August 10th, 2006
8:55:06 AM CDT
(0)
I before O except after S in a word that doesn't require an I?
Dr-D
August 10th, 2006
8:56:38 AM CDT
(0)
Hey Nuclearbastard! Yeah, it's not as good as boomaga, but still awesome. For the record, it was only going to be a four until I heard the ending. Well done! ^_^
Niloc14
August 10th, 2006
9:10:52 AM CDT
(0)
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SoundJester
August 10th, 2006
9:14:38 AM CDT
(0)
this is true lunacy!
Kranis
August 10th, 2006
9:17:42 AM CDT
(0)
YOU HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE! Also, C*cks.
Rooster349
August 10th, 2006
9:19:36 AM CDT
(0)
Sorry, good try, but it wasn't over the top enough.
money-hat
August 10th, 2006
9:27:12 AM CDT
(0)
Yay Nuclear Bastard (not a douchebag)
WilliamMark
August 10th, 2006
9:31:19 AM CDT
(0)
is the only 5 i've given to one that isn't performed by boo
Dog-E
August 10th, 2006
9:33:43 AM CDT
(0)
I still love you nuc.
Infantpuncher
August 10th, 2006
9:34:02 AM CDT
(0)
Would have been better if Boomaga did it. Also, pronounce the punctuation correctly. There's lots of periods that you read as commas.
Shorty-Longstrokin
August 10th, 2006
9:42:16 AM CDT
(0)
Not boomaga, but a great interpretation nonetheless.
hamjamt
August 10th, 2006
9:48:15 AM CDT
(0)
WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸ ,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº° `°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø, ¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,ø º°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`° ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸ ,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸
swartkrans
August 10th, 2006
9:52:33 AM CDT
(0)
Only Boomaga gets 5, but you get 4 for good attempt.
Corevirus
August 10th, 2006
9:53:26 AM CDT
(0)
Part at the end is the icing on the cake
randalpink
August 10th, 2006
9:53:46 AM CDT
(0)
LOL! this wasn’t really noteworthy to me until I heard all the well preformed grammatical errors, LOL
Tiedye
August 10th, 2006
9:54:15 AM CDT
(0)
Shame that Lee Kaplan clearly did not write it.
Steve-o
August 10th, 2006
9:55:54 AM CDT
(0)
haha wow, f*ck lee kaplan, and f*ck israel
roq
August 10th, 2006
9:56:48 AM CDT
(0)
hahahhaa
gordon-comstock
August 10th, 2006
10:03:04 AM CDT
(0)
1 for horrible acting and not being as good as the original. +1 for effort
redsox3524
August 10th, 2006
10:04:35 AM CDT
(0)
there can be only one boomaga, dont copy the his backround if you want to be unique
PhantomToJ
August 10th, 2006
10:05:32 AM CDT
(0)
Not done as good as boomaga, but here's a 4 for trying. I like the idea of using and angry scotsman voice instead.
dissention-doll
August 10th, 2006
10:05:58 AM CDT
(0)
LOL @ reading the spelling errors
someguyinahat
August 10th, 2006
10:15:42 AM CDT
(0)
Not terrible.
Gh0s7
August 10th, 2006
10:29:50 AM CDT
(0)
WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸ ,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº° `°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø, ¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,ø º°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`° ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸ ,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸
jari
August 10th, 2006
10:30:05 AM CDT
(0)
You didn't pause at his "...suing you. I will. However."
vxskud
August 10th, 2006
10:34:36 AM CDT
(0)
from a man who regularly hides behind the first ammendment. he truly is a douchebag
lollerzach
August 10th, 2006
10:34:56 AM CDT
(0)
Good if it didn't have a f*ggoty voice.
SwK
August 10th, 2006
10:36:03 AM CDT
(0)
Respiond!!!
RaCailum
August 10th, 2006
10:41:38 AM CDT
(0)
I hate these 'dramatic readings' ...
Mson
August 10th, 2006
10:44:39 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for doing the theatrical voice and managing to make it seem epic with all the misspellings
J0ker
August 10th, 2006
10:46:17 AM CDT
(0)
I'm J0ker and I'm an alcoholic
Geg
August 10th, 2006
10:50:28 AM CDT
(0)
Did he actually write that letter to max, or did max just make it up?
Geezy
August 10th, 2006
10:54:15 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for "Brillaint"
mighty1
August 10th, 2006
10:54:41 AM CDT
(0)
invocietegative joirnoilists for teh win.
James812
August 10th, 2006
10:59:33 AM CDT
(0)
He sounds and looks like a GIANT douchbag
TheChad
August 10th, 2006
11:04:33 AM CDT
(0)
NEEDS LAZER-EYES AND PENGUINS.
St00pidman
August 10th, 2006
11:06:30 AM CDT
(0)
lol. I reccomended this to Boomaga. Seems like you answered the call! Good job Nuc!
AndStuff57
August 10th, 2006
11:11:22 AM CDT
(0)
Brillaint!
jpeg87
August 10th, 2006
11:31:48 AM CDT
(0)
Lee Kaplan is a dutch bag
releasethefrogs
August 10th, 2006
11:33:10 AM CDT
(0)
Invïystigåytive Jéuarnüliste.
mink
August 10th, 2006
11:36:33 AM CDT
(0)
spare me
Jpsousa4
August 10th, 2006
11:38:36 AM CDT
(0)
i like the first guy's voice and eccentricity better, but this will suffice.
mosc
August 10th, 2006
11:52:23 AM CDT
(0)
this is poorly executed and in a lot of ways quite bad. +1 for effort though.
CommieWerewolf
August 10th, 2006
11:58:08 AM CDT
(0)
No boomaga, but still 5 quality. Nicely done.
BlackFlame
August 10th, 2006
11:59:53 AM CDT
(0)
Wow I didn't notice all the extra i's when I read it. Good job on this.
bigboy987
August 10th, 2006
12:10:44 PM CDT
(0)
i respoind with a 5
SandyBeast
August 10th, 2006
12:42:41 PM CDT
(0)
Meh.
Zeld
August 10th, 2006
12:43:39 PM CDT
(0)
But damn, you're good competition for 'maga
flapjack
August 10th, 2006
12:47:53 PM CDT
(0)
funny, but you totally copied the ebaums dramatic reading. I know thats the idea, but no points for originality here.
silenoz
August 10th, 2006
12:48:16 PM CDT
(0)
Boom is better.
omgwtfbbqlawl
August 10th, 2006
1:00:47 PM CDT
(0)
Not feelin' it.
lyricaldanichan
August 10th, 2006
1:15:33 PM CDT
(0)
Good thing I was playing Phoneix Wright while you were screaming in the mike creating this YTMND... LOL
PastorTravis
August 10th, 2006
1:24:40 PM CDT
(0)
It just doesn't have the great quotes that the bauman letters did.
phils314
August 10th, 2006
1:31:31 PM CDT
(0)
lol you should make him sound really gay or something >_>
mcnichoj
August 10th, 2006
1:46:14 PM CDT
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What the f3ck was that at the end? xD
protusmose
August 10th, 2006
2:06:40 PM CDT
(0)
Fived for the pause after "Second. ."
mikeyfapper
August 10th, 2006
2:09:09 PM CDT
(0)
agreed completely with protusmose. Read as written!!
Liquid-Snake
August 10th, 2006
2:13:37 PM CDT
(0)
win for NuclearBastard, best YTMND radio host.
Cold-NiTe
August 10th, 2006
2:14:47 PM CDT
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No you are awesome, but, link to the webpage in question about Lee Kaplan?
DGMavn
August 10th, 2006
2:25:45 PM CDT
(0)
Boomaga > you. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
nate272
August 10th, 2006
2:32:57 PM CDT
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...douchebag
Cupchange
August 10th, 2006
2:34:00 PM CDT
(0)
So f*cking WIN!
Yort
August 10th, 2006
2:34:41 PM CDT
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You already know you're no boomaga, so I don't need to say it.
alextide32
August 10th, 2006
3:34:32 PM CDT
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HAHAHAH!!! 5'd for the nuclear blast and flying lobsters at the end!!!!
jndcp21
August 10th, 2006
5:14:35 PM CDT
(0)
wow. very well done. loved the pronounciation on the typos! i imagined him having a south african accent due to his last name though.
lessthan3
August 10th, 2006
5:52:03 PM CDT
(0)
inveistigative joiurnalist
Virty
August 10th, 2006
8:52:38 PM CDT
(0)
I'm lost, what's wrong with him?
Dasyati
August 10th, 2006
9:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
Needs more rolling R's. Say it with me now: RRRRRRRRRRROLL UP THE RRRRRRRRRIM TO WIN
vaporizedbaby
August 14th, 2006
12:42:38 PM CDT
(0)
PLEASE RESPIOND TO THIS IN WRITING!
wardav
August 14th, 2006
8:30:39 PM CDT
(0)
The reading is forced, but the explosion at the end is brilliant.
ObedMarsh
August 15th, 2006
6:02:39 PM CDT
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voice acting was meh - however, that long akward pause after "Second. ." made me burst out laughing. a 5 on your house.
kryptoknightmare
August 19th, 2006
4:57:52 PM CDT
(0)
boomaga IS better...but 5'd.
lj-trucking
August 20th, 2006
2:26:11 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for joiurnalist, and the bastard
sexymofo
August 30th, 2006
2:20:27 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
sexyrnofo
August 30th, 2006
3:19:26 PM CDT
(0)
You succeeded! Congratulations!
Team4dwarfman
August 30th, 2006
4:30:30 PM CDT
(0)
sexy fails, please try again ^_^
secksymofo
August 31st, 2006
8:33:58 PM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
renegade64
September 1st, 2006
7:49:17 AM CDT
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your voice is almost as annoying as DrPizza
spazzy1213
September 12th, 2006
8:06:12 AM CDT
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What a douchebag
Poodom
September 13th, 2006
12:35:24 PM CDT
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Hearing your voice makes me want to kill myself. Are you severely obese or what?
VBGOD
September 13th, 2006
12:36:51 PM CDT
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5!
JZik
September 23rd, 2006
12:08:54 PM CDT
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5 for "Brilliaint"!
brentbs
December 2nd, 2006
3:45:10 PM CST
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EPPIIIIIICCCCCCC
cowofdoom78963
January 17th, 2007
8:24:31 PM CST
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(not a douchebag)