batman beats shark with dildo
Created on: September 24th, 2005
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batman beats up a shark, with a dildo
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hawk2kone
September 28th, 2005
5:13:06 AM CDT
(0)
you are teh coolest person on the face of the f*cking earth,i love you.. :(..omg thats so awesome
Walter43210
September 29th, 2005
9:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
Whoa....
cheerleaderskirt
October 12th, 2005
5:23:20 PM CDT
(0)
deserves more credit
CosmosMouse
October 12th, 2005
8:48:20 PM CDT
(0)
If I could give this a 20 I would. Seriously. Even though i'm handing out 5's today this is great.
uncomfortable
October 29th, 2005
2:39:38 AM CDT
(0)
+5 for sheer WTF value
stabyourself
November 12th, 2005
10:26:25 AM CST
(0)
The music made that. Well done haha
suevi
December 15th, 2005
2:11:46 AM CST
(0)
LOL WTF
stratos-the-bratos
December 15th, 2005
2:29:46 AM CST
(0)
one of the 179 best scenes of the movie. yuo win
KinCryos
December 15th, 2005
2:49:20 AM CST
(-3)
Bat Man beating a rubber shark... would've gotten a five but of all the keywords you used, only 3 describe it
Smasher
December 15th, 2005
2:54:45 AM CST
(0)
Beautiful
Angelyne
December 15th, 2005
3:29:23 AM CST
(-2)
Bad loop, worse music
Slu
December 15th, 2005
3:44:01 AM CST
(0)
You get 5 for being awesome.
anox
December 15th, 2005
5:47:30 AM CST
(0)
5 worthy.
undegaussable
December 15th, 2005
6:26:24 AM CST
(0)
Nicely done
Torico
December 15th, 2005
6:36:25 AM CST
(-1)
Not bad, needs a funny song.
souba
December 15th, 2005
6:38:45 AM CST
(0)
AND IIIIIII.... WILL ALWAAAAYS... LOOOOOVE THIS YYYYYTMMMMMNDDDDD...
donceydic
December 15th, 2005
7:35:41 AM CST
(0)
im sending that to all my friends. both of them
jsterk
December 15th, 2005
8:12:46 AM CST
(0)
Would have been a 5 if you didn't keyword whore.
Spotz
December 15th, 2005
8:23:41 AM CST
(0)
Totally random and totally awesome.
NalosLayor
December 15th, 2005
8:24:28 AM CST
(0)
Song definitely makes this one. Good job!
MrDead
December 15th, 2005
8:27:34 AM CST
(2)
"luckily i had my bat-anti-shark-dildo in my utility belt!"
tosseddwarf
December 15th, 2005
8:44:11 AM CST
(0)
This music + this gif = gold
omgfossil
December 15th, 2005
9:08:39 AM CST
(0)
"wah wah 1 for the keywords that have entirely nothing to do with the quality of the ytmnd" stop bitching you guys
Fen
December 15th, 2005
9:25:04 AM CST
(0)
Its not a bad loop, sure it skips at the end, but if you notice, hes beating the shark to the drum beat. 5 internets
Choronzon
December 15th, 2005
9:39:22 AM CST
(0)
This is beyond hilarious, the music couldn't have been chosen better.
Dux00rs
December 15th, 2005
9:54:19 AM CST
(0)
Key word'd
krieg748
December 15th, 2005
10:25:53 AM CST
(0)
this is the funniest ytmnd i have ever seen in my life ever. its amazing.
krieg748
December 15th, 2005
10:26:55 AM CST
(0)
i like how the initial THUMP always happens when hes hitting the shark, no matter when you refresh it
MontyZooma
December 15th, 2005
11:29:48 AM CST
(0)
yay for sh*tty keywords!
Deebee
December 15th, 2005
11:58:13 AM CST
(0)
That picture is priceless. Music could have been better. I can kidna see where your coming from with it, but it just doesnt work =/
DDRyouth
December 15th, 2005
12:24:26 PM CST
(0)
Soooooo much potential demolished by keyword-whoring. Fix that for the first of many instant 5s.
LizardDude
December 15th, 2005
12:32:35 PM CST
(0)
1/5 for keywords + the music sucks.
lolomgwtfwin
December 15th, 2005
12:34:42 PM CST
(0)
You f*cking stole my Flash image that i made!!!! YES THAT I MADE!! (Underlines Made a couple of times)
sans
December 15th, 2005
12:34:56 PM CST
(0)
this is one of the greatest ytmnds possible. great music choice, anyone who says otherwise is WRONG
lolomgwtfwin
December 15th, 2005
12:36:25 PM CST
(0)
You f*cking stole my Flash Animation, YES MY FLASH ANIMATION!!!! http://anti-shark-dildo.ytmnsfw.com/
philibuster
December 15th, 2005
1:11:37 PM CST
(0)
4'd for song -1 for stealing gif
skatemandudeguy
December 15th, 2005
1:17:23 PM CST
(0)
you would have gotten a 5 if that was really his dildo, but too bad he stole it from robin :(
HotCarl
December 15th, 2005
1:26:59 PM CST
(0)
So random, I gotta 5 it.
Aidan-702
December 15th, 2005
1:35:45 PM CST
(0)
AHAHAHA
Tatey
December 15th, 2005
1:50:09 PM CST
(0)
B3ta made this, at least give them some credit.
brdude
December 15th, 2005
2:07:07 PM CST
(0)
excellent
IggyKoopa
December 15th, 2005
2:09:04 PM CST
(0)
Not sure if this is intended, but I like how you hear the snare when Batman hits the shark.
bittermelon
December 15th, 2005
2:29:05 PM CST
(0)
ftw
TehFunksta
December 15th, 2005
2:33:46 PM CST
(0)
I seriously looked at this for a good 10 seconds in awe, then just started cracking up.
Bloodmore
December 15th, 2005
2:57:56 PM CST
(0)
One for keywords, five if you fix it.
Vashel
December 15th, 2005
3:07:28 PM CST
(0)
Song. Ingenious.
smoothmedia
December 15th, 2005
3:41:04 PM CST
(0)
quite hypnotic
infinityDUCK
December 15th, 2005
3:56:29 PM CST
(0)
Seriously made me cry laughing... but yeah, 1 for your abuse of keywords. Fix that and I'll 5.
Semikiller
December 15th, 2005
4:00:47 PM CST
(0)
5'd just to make all the downvoters mad. And the people who hate this because of the keywords even madder.
tekxcher
December 15th, 2005
4:01:10 PM CST
(0)
*Didn't expect Whitney Houston but was pleasently surprised.*
goomba86
December 15th, 2005
4:20:33 PM CST
(0)
this would be a 5 if it weren't for the keywords
flyguy
December 15th, 2005
4:38:33 PM CST
(0)
+5 for one of the best ytmnd's I've ever seen. -3 for whoring it out with popular keywords. Fix it. You'll get a lot more 5's.
screwlogic
December 15th, 2005
4:44:07 PM CST
(0)
keyword abuse = 1
Snaxe
December 15th, 2005
4:49:38 PM CST
(0)
Crackwhore (Whitney) Houston, worst music ever.
csartanis
December 15th, 2005
5:11:43 PM CST
(0)
1 for keyword sh*t. you lose, good day sir!
neonegro
December 15th, 2005
5:12:47 PM CST
(0)
fixed the audio for you: http://sharkvsbatman.ytmnd.com/
Link459
December 15th, 2005
5:23:09 PM CST
(0)
DOUBLE YOU TEE EHF.
at0micfly
December 15th, 2005
6:45:52 PM CST
(0)
best f*cking song!!!!!
exleper
December 15th, 2005
7:10:47 PM CST
(0)
Delightfully random.
TheDorkKnight
December 15th, 2005
7:19:17 PM CST
(0)
You win 5 stars from me with this one.
ManiacalMatt
December 15th, 2005
7:21:06 PM CST
(0)
The music is so random and so priceless.
notinmybed
December 15th, 2005
8:00:23 PM CST
(0)
Lol wtf
drjones56
December 15th, 2005
8:08:04 PM CST
(0)
wtf-ness
Charlok
December 15th, 2005
8:08:59 PM CST
(0)
-2 for music.
mrkite
December 15th, 2005
8:13:10 PM CST
(0)
This is aweomse. +100 for music
stickychickenlove
December 15th, 2005
8:43:35 PM CST
(0)
ROFL WTF?!?!!
infinityDUCK
December 15th, 2005
8:44:57 PM CST
(0)
sh*t, now I feel like a prick for bitching about the keywords. 5'd now that you fixed it. (I am a prick)
Shortone
December 15th, 2005
8:55:16 PM CST
(0)
the physics on that dildo are amazing
sanvarin
December 15th, 2005
9:22:50 PM CST
(0)
best song i think you could have picked, pure genius /5
computervirus04
December 15th, 2005
9:28:18 PM CST
(0)
i must admit you win at life
computervirus04
December 15th, 2005
9:31:46 PM CST
(0)
well, since you stole the gif and didnt address the fact that you did, you get a 1
LockandChain2
December 15th, 2005
9:32:56 PM CST
(0)
what unfitting music
keroquack
December 15th, 2005
9:44:19 PM CST
(0)
FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW
PenisPai
December 15th, 2005
9:49:59 PM CST
(0)
Ahahahaha!
ultron13
December 15th, 2005
10:02:34 PM CST
(0)
STOOPID song + disturbing imagery = FAIL
Murmandamus
December 15th, 2005
10:07:23 PM CST
(0)
The music made the site, job well done
Walter43210
December 15th, 2005
10:16:52 PM CST
(0)
Wow, this is an old site, but it's still great. Sound makes it work.
papajohn
December 15th, 2005
10:24:46 PM CST
(0)
actrully quite funnay
aSSbAG
December 15th, 2005
10:32:37 PM CST
(0)
OMG ITS f*ckING FRANKIE!
jman1000
December 15th, 2005
10:41:09 PM CST
(0)
funny... but why in hell would you use that Whitney Houston suck-*ss song???
Narutard
December 15th, 2005
11:15:37 PM CST
(0)
LOL
breakmandx
December 15th, 2005
11:29:53 PM CST
(0)
reeeeeeetaaarrrrrrrdeeeedddddddddd
iikryton
December 15th, 2005
11:47:49 PM CST
(0)
rofl'd and added to favorites
Snuggery
December 15th, 2005
11:54:03 PM CST
(0)
i love batman..but not how you think
LuigiDude
December 16th, 2005
12:05:13 AM CST
(0)
I sense a new fad
PaperRabbit
December 16th, 2005
12:14:11 AM CST
(0)
5'd because this is downright retarded in the best possible way.
SmooothHenry
December 16th, 2005
12:18:20 AM CST
(0)
5 for the Bat-Shark-Repelling-Dildo.
Unf0undDoor
December 16th, 2005
12:18:40 AM CST
(0)
yay for randomness
TheProfessor
December 16th, 2005
1:12:36 AM CST
(0)
This has to be one of the awesomest things I have EVER seen.
Sarcose
December 16th, 2005
1:13:40 AM CST
(0)
What the hell is wrong with the keywords? I only see three, and they all apply...
smwhtdmgd
December 16th, 2005
8:41:55 AM CST
(0)
5. Been meaning to log in/register for a while and this was the site that drove me over the edge
smwhtdmgd
December 16th, 2005
8:43:18 AM CST
(0)
whoops failed to vote properly i suck
Azzgunther
December 16th, 2005
10:36:05 AM CST
(0)
That is just f*cking surreal. ...did I just...see batman hitting a shark with a dildo while hanging from a helicopter? I THINK I DID. AND I LIKED IT.
FalconEddie
December 16th, 2005
11:27:10 AM CST
(0)
lolololololol
maplejet
December 16th, 2005
12:34:57 PM CST
(0)
That was just...hillarious.
Sonic00
December 16th, 2005
11:44:49 PM CST
(0)
Gee. Aye. Why.
otudacore
December 17th, 2005
2:19:21 AM CST
(0)
This is either totally genius or mildly retarded.
RancidRabbit
December 17th, 2005
12:17:34 PM CST
(0)
5'd. The song gives it that wtf factor
Yasuchika
December 19th, 2005
10:41:52 AM CST
(0)
haha
Yarkove
December 24th, 2005
1:04:41 AM CST
(0)
Excellent good sir "3142" for life ya hear :D.
Simopen
December 25th, 2005
12:36:14 AM CST
(0)
wow.. Perfect song, perfect animation. Snakes on a Plane, that was perfect. Also, i just found $35. you get a 5 for money.
monki
December 29th, 2005
1:17:09 PM CST
(0)
XD damn that is too goddamn funny
mikemetroid5565
January 28th, 2006
8:41:44 AM CST
(0)
AH HAHAH AH HA HA nice
DarkTree
February 3rd, 2006
3:45:01 AM CST
(0)
lmao. Nice music. sweet gif: nice editing. and the beating goes to the beat of the music....who knew!
dfunk58
February 10th, 2006
12:28:49 AM CST
(0)
ahhahhahahahhaaa
giggity-giggity
March 4th, 2006
8:43:30 PM CST
(0)
San Andreas?
Umaycallusq
March 17th, 2006
7:18:50 AM CST
(0)
sick f*ck!!
Outlaw289
April 1st, 2006
11:45:32 PM CST
(0)
f*cking genius with the song
Arson
April 21st, 2006
10:33:33 PM CDT
(0)
Definately one of the best
Umaycallusq
April 23rd, 2006
1:10:41 AM CDT
(0)
omg you're easily the most sexually perverted person in the world.
papajohn
May 10th, 2006
12:21:27 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Shen
May 25th, 2006
12:34:19 PM CDT
(0)
wtf?
chapeau
June 5th, 2006
10:33:53 PM CDT
(0)
yes
Scissorfight
June 18th, 2006
5:46:59 PM CDT
(0)
"luckily i had my bat-anti-shark-dildo in my utility belt!" lol! Comment winner!
ac6517
June 20th, 2006
12:28:23 AM CDT
(0)
perfect music. wtf factor through the roof. instant win.
snoz
June 20th, 2006
3:05:57 PM CDT
(0)
beautiful.. the music is perfect for this situation.
Kacen
June 26th, 2006
10:37:38 PM CDT
(0)
I'm crying this is so funny. The music is what really does it.
snoz
June 29th, 2006
4:01:11 PM CDT
(0)
Might I suggest running this gif backwards immediately when it's over to get a better loop? What a sexy shark clobbering dildo.
zero5100
July 1st, 2006
1:07:11 AM CDT
(0)
wtf made you think of that. lol 20
zero5100
July 1st, 2006
1:08:35 AM CDT
(0)
big ol floppy pink one
Bupo
July 1st, 2006
4:39:20 PM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
LordOfKFC
July 21st, 2006
3:22:46 PM CDT
(0)
I found that oddly reminiscent of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels...
skaneinateit
August 2nd, 2006
7:45:47 PM CDT
(0)
awesome
fuxor
August 31st, 2006
8:12:49 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha batman ytmnd's are funny
Tyler2k
September 2nd, 2006
4:01:09 PM CDT
(0)
WTF
weevul
September 3rd, 2006
6:20:55 AM CDT
(0)
I don't know where this came from or what the hell it means, but this is funny sh*t.
DevlinDarkness
September 12th, 2006
2:22:35 AM CDT
(0)
It all fits together so perfectly for some odd reason
jacman
September 25th, 2006
9:06:26 AM CDT
(0)
Lol random!
StuPickles
September 28th, 2006
12:22:48 PM CDT
(0)
batman is stupid
mrnoodle
October 6th, 2006
10:54:06 AM CDT
(0)
roffle
DrLZRDMN
October 14th, 2006
4:23:18 PM CDT
(0)
wow. Look at him go.
Frogbert
January 9th, 2007
1:40:13 PM CST
(0)
omfg. LOL
xlizx
January 10th, 2007
9:39:28 PM CST
(0)
what the hell...so random. lol Win
jnorris441
May 10th, 2007
5:58:51 PM CDT
(0)
was not expecting the music
sanvarin
September 9th, 2007
10:43:22 AM CDT
(0)
i want this back on the front page.
dctownes
September 9th, 2007
11:21:22 AM CDT
(0)
HI-larious
burtreynolds
February 26th, 2012
9:04:19 AM CST
(0)
I'm using this as my tribute to Whitney.