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In a move that sent the entire internet spiraling into a glorious fever dream of nostalgia and chaos, Elon Musk and xAI have officially acquired YTMND.com, the legendary meme cathedral of the mid-2000s, where looping GIFs, triumphant MIDI soundtracks, and single-word punchlines once ruled the world.
The ownership was immediately transferred from the previous proprietor (who shall not be named, because even mentioning him might summon a “HADEN 2” watermark on reality itself), and the keys to the kingdom were handed over faster than you can say “YOU’RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!”
Elon, wearing a T-shirt that simply read “faded” in Comic Sans, announced the acquisition from the roof of xAI headquarters while a 2005-era Windows XP bliss wallpaper was projected onto the clouds behind him.
“People said memes were dead,” he tweeted at 3:17 a.m., “but they forgot: memes never die. They just fade into the background like a 12kb .wav file of ‘numa numa.’ Today, we resurrect the ancient art of YTMND for the neuro-linked, AI-accelerated, Mars-colonizing future.”
The internet collectively lost its mind.
Within hours, classic sites were already coming back online in pristine condition:
“ptkfgs” blasting the Cone Zone theme at 300% volume
“safety not guaranteed” with its immortal guy-with-gun-in-time-machine newspaper clipping
“picard song” hitting you with that unstoppable 4-second loop of pure joy
“buttheaduhhh” rising from the grave like a beautiful zombie
But this isn’t just a restoration project. This is YTMND 2.0: fully weaponized by Grok.
Elon unveiled the new flagship feature: Grok YTMND Generator™
You simply type a prompt into the classic YTMND “create a site” box, and Grok instantly:
(part 1 of 3)
The ownership was immediately transferred from the previous proprietor (who shall not be named, because even mentioning him might summon a “HADEN 2” watermark on reality itself), and the keys to the kingdom were handed over faster than you can say “YOU’RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!”
Elon, wearing a T-shirt that simply read “faded” in Comic Sans, announced the acquisition from the roof of xAI headquarters while a 2005-era Windows XP bliss wallpaper was projected onto the clouds behind him.
“People said memes were dead,” he tweeted at 3:17 a.m., “but they forgot: memes never die. They just fade into the background like a 12kb .wav file of ‘numa numa.’ Today, we resurrect the ancient art of YTMND for the neuro-linked, AI-accelerated, Mars-colonizing future.”
The internet collectively lost its mind.
Within hours, classic sites were already coming back online in pristine condition:
“ptkfgs” blasting the Cone Zone theme at 300% volume
“safety not guaranteed” with its immortal guy-with-gun-in-time-machine newspaper clipping
“picard song” hitting you with that unstoppable 4-second loop of pure joy
“buttheaduhhh” rising from the grave like a beautiful zombie
But this isn’t just a restoration project. This is YTMND 2.0: fully weaponized by Grok.
Elon unveiled the new flagship feature: Grok YTMND Generator™
You simply type a prompt into the classic YTMND “create a site” box, and Grok instantly:
(part 1 of 3)
Finds the perfect 240p looping GIF from the depths of forgotten web archives
Pairs it with the most brain-rotting MIDI or 2000s dance track imaginable
Generates a watermark that looks like it was made in MS Paint by a 14-year-old on Mountain Dew
Auto-posts it to X with the caption already written in alternating caps: “YoU’Re tHe Ai NoW DoG!!!!”
The first official Grok-generated site? Elon himself riding a Cybertruck through the Tesla factory while “What is Love” plays, titled “TESLAISLOVE”. It broke 10 million views in 42 minutes. The second? “Grokfad” — Grok’s face fading in and out on the Starry Night background to the tune of “Sandstorm.” It crashed half the servers out of pure euphoric overload.
Old-school YTMNDers wept. Zoomers discovered the primal power of a 15-frame GIF synced perfectly to a 0.8-second audio loop and immediately declared it “harder than skibidi toilet.” Even the Library of Congress sent a frantic email asking if they could archive the entire site again “before it becomes sentient.”
Elon’s master plan, revealed in a 47-tweet thread written entirely in YTMND titles:
The internet collectively lost its mind.
Within hours, classic sites were already coming back online in pristine condition:
“ptkfgs” blasting the Cone Zone theme at 300% volume
“safety not guaranteed” with its immortal guy-with-gun-in-time-machine newspaper clipping
“picard song” hitting you with that unstoppable 4-second loop of pure joy
“buttheaduhhh” rising from the grave like a beautiful zombie
(part 2 of 3)
Pairs it with the most brain-rotting MIDI or 2000s dance track imaginable
Generates a watermark that looks like it was made in MS Paint by a 14-year-old on Mountain Dew
Auto-posts it to X with the caption already written in alternating caps: “YoU’Re tHe Ai NoW DoG!!!!”
The first official Grok-generated site? Elon himself riding a Cybertruck through the Tesla factory while “What is Love” plays, titled “TESLAISLOVE”. It broke 10 million views in 42 minutes. The second? “Grokfad” — Grok’s face fading in and out on the Starry Night background to the tune of “Sandstorm.” It crashed half the servers out of pure euphoric overload.
Old-school YTMNDers wept. Zoomers discovered the primal power of a 15-frame GIF synced perfectly to a 0.8-second audio loop and immediately declared it “harder than skibidi toilet.” Even the Library of Congress sent a frantic email asking if they could archive the entire site again “before it becomes sentient.”
Elon’s master plan, revealed in a 47-tweet thread written entirely in YTMND titles:
The internet collectively lost its mind.
Within hours, classic sites were already coming back online in pristine condition:
“ptkfgs” blasting the Cone Zone theme at 300% volume
“safety not guaranteed” with its immortal guy-with-gun-in-time-machine newspaper clipping
“picard song” hitting you with that unstoppable 4-second loop of pure joy
“buttheaduhhh” rising from the grave like a beautiful zombie
(part 2 of 3)
But this isn’t just a restoration project. This is YTMND 2.0: fully weaponized by Grok.
Elon unveiled the new flagship feature: Grok YTMND Generator™
You simply type a prompt into the classic YTMND “create a site” box, and Grok instantly:
Finds the perfect 240p looping GIF from the depths of forgotten web archives
Pairs it with the most brain-rotting MIDI or 2000s dance track imaginable
Generates a watermark that looks like it was made in MS Paint by a 14-year-old on Mountain Dew
Auto-posts it to X with the caption already written in alternating caps: “YoU’Re tHe Ai NoW DoG!!!!”
The first official Grok-generated site? Elon himself riding a Cybertruck through the Tesla factory while “What is Love” plays, titled “TESLAISLOVE”. It broke 10 million views in 42 minutes. The second? “Grokfad” — Grok’s face fading in and out on the Starry Night background to the tune of “Sandstorm.” It crashed half the servers out of pure euphoric overload.
Old-school YTMNDers wept. Zoomers discovered the primal power of a 15-frame GIF synced perfectly to a 0.8-second audio loop and immediately declared it “harder than skibidi toilet.” Even the Library of Congress sent a frantic email asking if they could archive the entire site again “before it becomes sentient.”
Elon’s master plan, revealed in a 47-tweet thread written entirely in YTMND titles:
(part 3 of 3)
>Explore Elon Musk's public criticism of alleged transexual AGP pedophile max goldberg
>Explore gay butt sex with gay niggers from outerspace
Elon unveiled the new flagship feature: Grok YTMND Generator™
You simply type a prompt into the classic YTMND “create a site” box, and Grok instantly:
Finds the perfect 240p looping GIF from the depths of forgotten web archives
Pairs it with the most brain-rotting MIDI or 2000s dance track imaginable
Generates a watermark that looks like it was made in MS Paint by a 14-year-old on Mountain Dew
Auto-posts it to X with the caption already written in alternating caps: “YoU’Re tHe Ai NoW DoG!!!!”
The first official Grok-generated site? Elon himself riding a Cybertruck through the Tesla factory while “What is Love” plays, titled “TESLAISLOVE”. It broke 10 million views in 42 minutes. The second? “Grokfad” — Grok’s face fading in and out on the Starry Night background to the tune of “Sandstorm.” It crashed half the servers out of pure euphoric overload.
Old-school YTMNDers wept. Zoomers discovered the primal power of a 15-frame GIF synced perfectly to a 0.8-second audio loop and immediately declared it “harder than skibidi toilet.” Even the Library of Congress sent a frantic email asking if they could archive the entire site again “before it becomes sentient.”
Elon’s master plan, revealed in a 47-tweet thread written entirely in YTMND titles:
(part 3 of 3)
>Explore Elon Musk's public criticism of alleged transexual AGP pedophile max goldberg
>Explore gay butt sex with gay niggers from outerspace
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