No Date Rape In Children's Lit.
Created on: July 14th, 2007
No Date Rape In Children's Lit.
Who will be raped? Who will be raping? Only six more days.

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July 14th, 2007
(3)
im...confused, maybe all the people who want to do hermoine can finally see some.
July 16th, 2007
(0)
You mean "read". Except all those fanboys probably will be making flashes and sh*t about it
July 14th, 2007
(17)
i hope its that ginger kid
July 16th, 2007
(0)
you read my mind...
(3)
sounds real!
(2)
i mean, the newscast does, good job
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um, look at the audio origin.
July 14th, 2007
(2)
Hm...I'm interested now. Is this real?
July 14th, 2007
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I've never picked up a Potter book based on the genre. Wow does this ever reward me for that. She sounds like an awful author.
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5'd because people think this is real.
July 14th, 2007
(3)
LOL. Yea, date rape. That's likely. Oh man this is rad
July 14th, 2007
(0)
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
July 16th, 2007
(0)
BZAT!
July 15th, 2007
(8)
rape isn't funny. and for that, you get 5
July 15th, 2007
(3)
While this is f*cking helarious (as is my spelling), its from The Onion, and therefore fake... 5'd anyways
July 15th, 2007
(2)
Rape is always funny. 5'd.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
great loop.
July 15th, 2007
(10)
Snape rapes Dumbledore('s dead corpse)
July 15th, 2007
(3)
Harry date rapes snape!
July 15th, 2007
(27)
Snape date rapes Grape Ape on videotape! Snape makes escape with mouth agape.
July 15th, 2007
(1)
^ I might just 5 all your sites for that.
July 16th, 2007
(-2)
Snape ate grape scotch tape under cape and escapes in great shape then picks out new drapes while being videotaped?
July 16th, 2007
(-1)
Also, lol for a +13 comment from someone who 1'd.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
sounds very very real and believable, thanks for posting
(2)
This is the best news I've heard in a long time. And I don't even like Harry Potter at all.
(3)
Can't wait for the movie. +1
July 15th, 2007
(-1)
what?? no....
July 15th, 2007
(4)
Hermione rapes Ron
July 15th, 2007
(4)
Hagrid rapes Snape.
July 16th, 2007
(0)
you are correct, sir!
July 15th, 2007
(2)
I do NOT believe this. If I read this in the actual book, I STILL won't believe it ... because it won't be real then, either.
(2)
5'd for making me look up if it was real. really funny though
(2)
it's funny that they purposely draw the kid on the cover now to look exactly like the actor in the movies
July 15th, 2007
(1)
Canon date rapes Hermione.
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Actually, the 5th chapter is called: Fallen Warrior
July 15th, 2007
(1)
Okay I have to give this a 5. Simply because, wow and LOL. I will probably read the book just for that.
July 15th, 2007
(1)
Dobby rapes a centaur.
July 15th, 2007
(1)
HARRY GONNA GET RAPED
July 15th, 2007
(-1)
i lol'd
(0)
Holy sh*t if this is real, swear to GOD I will find a way to sponsor this.
July 15th, 2007
(2)
Dude. It's not real. LOL
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Who gives a f*ck.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Look at the audio source.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
WTF
July 15th, 2007
(0)
The Onion FTW.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
rawr
July 15th, 2007
(1)
Emma Watson is in for a surprise!
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Hagrid rapes Ron.
July 15th, 2007
(1)
Also Snape kills Dumbledore. Again.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
LOOK AT THE DAMN AUDIO SOURCE
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Oooo yes!
July 15th, 2007
(-2)
u must be 12
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Try again.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
But I poop from there
July 15th, 2007
(0)
more like But I Cast spells from there
July 15th, 2007
(0)
is this real?
July 16th, 2007
(-1)
Look at the freaking audio source! It's a fake!!!
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Harry rapes Dobby
July 15th, 2007
(3)
I see what you did there: Nothing.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Oh man, now I have to get the book.
July 15th, 2007
(1)
I've already read the book and it's no big deal... Neville Longbottom rapes his own right hand.
July 16th, 2007
(0)
How is he gonna take is right hand on a date? O wait Nm....
July 15th, 2007
(1)
DATE RAPE! nadadada nadadada nadadada nadadada
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Did she who..OR WHAT...HER...date rapist would be? Is she implying that maybe A GIRL wil be raped by A CREATURE?
July 15th, 2007
(1)
Remember, kids, it's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" first!
July 15th, 2007
(0)
"Who or what!?!?"
July 15th, 2007
(0)
Ron will rape Harry.
July 15th, 2007
(2)
SNAPE RAPED DUMBLERDORE PG 607
July 15th, 2007
(-3)
stolen http://www.theonion.com/content/video/j_k_rowling_hints_at_harry_potter
July 15th, 2007
(4)
Or you could just look in the at the sound origin, which explains it all.
July 16th, 2007
(0)
He just surprise took it.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
[]_[]-b
July 15th, 2007
(0)
That was a funny Onion broadcast.
July 15th, 2007
(0)
OLD NEWS, why bother posting this now?
July 16th, 2007
(0)
ahahaha
July 16th, 2007
(0)
well it is the onion also, she's obviously been reading too much of her own fanfiction
July 16th, 2007
(0)
my dick is hard just thinking about it
July 16th, 2007
(0)
eheheh child's book......
(1)
Hermione rapes Hagrid.
(0)
ROFL THE ONION FTW!
(0)
Holy sh*t! I just read other comments and someone already said just about the same thing. O_O
(0)
Necrophelia?
July 16th, 2007
(3)
Brian Peppers makes a cameo appearance
July 16th, 2007
(0)
Wait...what?! There must be some sort of problem translating between UK English and US English here...there could be no other explaination!
July 16th, 2007
(0)
Ahhh...its from the Onion, LOLerific!
July 16th, 2007
(0)
I loved that onion video haha
July 16th, 2007
(0)
ass
July 16th, 2007
(0)
"That's no good!" - Sonic
July 16th, 2007
(0)
Gotta love the onion...
July 16th, 2007
(0)
blood on the cloak??? that's so wrong.
July 16th, 2007
(0)
Yea that can't be right
July 16th, 2007
(1)
Snape rapes Dumbledore!
July 17th, 2007
(0)
Damn you. I need to read comments before I post.
July 17th, 2007
(0)
SNAPE RAPES DUMBLEDORE! ... Sh*t, is it too soon?
July 17th, 2007
(0)
no sound from the right speaker = fail
July 17th, 2007
(0)
rape is never funny, unless you're raping a clown
July 17th, 2007
(0)
theonion.
July 18th, 2007
(0)
also Pennywise the Clown steals the kids and flesh f*cks them in his lair underneath Hagrid's hut