carol of the bells
posted by max on December 25, 2006 at 12:00:01 AM
seasons greetings pals
As I sit here just finishing my christmas eve dinner of spare ribs and chow mein, I felt the need to give you all a little update of what's been going on at YTMND headquarters.
It's been a long year, and I don't think I've accomplished as much as I would have liked. I hope to change that this year. The last few months have consumed me in a duty I am not only not very good at, but something that causes me to die a little each time I have to deal with it: advertising.
As the site grows in size and cost, advertising becomes more and more of a requirement in order to keep enough money coming in to pay the bills. I've been trying to manage this all on my own and honestly not doing very well, I should stick to programming.
Luckily, I signed up with Federated Media who will be representing all of YTMND's ad space. This means in the coming months as I slowly leave more and more up to them, I can get back to coding. I know the site is riddled with bugs, broken features and horrible abusive users.
I aim to change that, and my first order of business is to launch a new moderation setup which includes a couple hundred new moderaters. I will go into this more in a future post, so if you send me a private message asking me to be a moderator, I'm going to delete you.
Anyway, that's all I have to say for the time being. Stay safe this xmas/new years. I'll be back in the new year to make a fresh start of YTMND.
As I sit here just finishing my christmas eve dinner of spare ribs and chow mein, I felt the need to give you all a little update of what's been going on at YTMND headquarters.
It's been a long year, and I don't think I've accomplished as much as I would have liked. I hope to change that this year. The last few months have consumed me in a duty I am not only not very good at, but something that causes me to die a little each time I have to deal with it: advertising.
As the site grows in size and cost, advertising becomes more and more of a requirement in order to keep enough money coming in to pay the bills. I've been trying to manage this all on my own and honestly not doing very well, I should stick to programming.
Luckily, I signed up with Federated Media who will be representing all of YTMND's ad space. This means in the coming months as I slowly leave more and more up to them, I can get back to coding. I know the site is riddled with bugs, broken features and horrible abusive users.
I aim to change that, and my first order of business is to launch a new moderation setup which includes a couple hundred new moderaters. I will go into this more in a future post, so if you send me a private message asking me to be a moderator, I'm going to delete you.
Anyway, that's all I have to say for the time being. Stay safe this xmas/new years. I'll be back in the new year to make a fresh start of YTMND.
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You think it's possible that these attention whore downvoters are somehow connected to Ebaum's crap? Just call it a hunch. But I believe that there has to be some sort of connection from some other site that isn't too fond of YTMND. It's just a feeling I got since it's almost been a year since that forum raid happened. Something is just not right about this.
"You think it's possible that these attention whore downvoters are somehow connected
to Ebaum's crap? Just call it a hunch. But I believe that there has to be some sort
of connection from some other site that isn't too fond of YTMND. It's just a feeling
I got since it's almost been a year since that forum raid happened. Something is just
not right about this."
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Man this used to be the only place I could come to drunk and tired and have a laugh and now it's just... I mean... my whole life is YTMND sucking, my favorite bars sucking, my favorite everythings are just crap. Thanks for helping me choose life MAX. Oh and I'll have hawt pix of me in rehab shaking and vomiting for the fappers.
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I think max is sick of running this site and is letting it die. If it wasn't for the FPA forums I wouldn't even come here anymore. Poland sites are the only ones I can find since the DV gimmicks and Joshcube sh*t started. I mean dude, max, if you hate this site so much just sell it to someone who gives a sh*t. Sell it to eBaum for all I care, but... whatever.
Also one of those gay guys was talking about "Finding Forrester" and I could not stop laughing and saying "You're the man now dog", which itself is very gay, but when does that happen irl? I mean when are you drunk at 5 am with a 50-year old gay dude and his lover, swilling cherry vodka and watching Meerkat Manor and f*cking YTMND comes up... maybe this site isn't dead.
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"Hmmm, I wouldn't consider Dantheman a "big user"." Dantheman started out ragging on me all the time, then we got along for a while after i gave him some tips on making gifs - etc, then he got really jaded with YTMND again and started trolling me again... for the most part i forget most of his own sites, but I remember him certainly being above average. ven wolfson/gummyworms had started making some good classic sites and some surprising gifs. in the end as a whole it didnt make up for everything else.
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Am I the only one that thought that fourest getting phished and phried was funny? I mean, come on, the internet isn't supposed to be serious business, but you people are acting like they raped and murdered him. There's more to life than a semi-permanent record of your ytmnd sites. By 'more to life' I don't mean something that you have to go outside for, either.
Some people get pissed off when everyone in the country calls them the Biggest Douche In The Universe. I fail to see how that wasn't funny. Also, when max mocked him and denied his requests, that was funny too. I doubt he enjoyed that, either. If you can't take the heat, what are you doing on a humor* website? Go to the Better Homes and Gardens message board if you want to feel safe and secure.
Well if fourest asked for a pity party for Christmas he came to the right place. Apparently humor is above religion, politics, most people's social lives, and pretty much everything except for their ytmnd account. Strange world you people live in. I guess you guys have never pulled a prank in your life. How did/are you going to survive college?
Yeah, of course. You should apply for a job at the Republican Party because you spin like a pro. When I say I thought a prank was funny I am automatically on "the side of the leeches". Wasp set us up the forum on flyinglobsters, and I certainly wasn't excited about the forum getting hacked, but I thought it was funny. And that automatically makes me an elitist prick? Right. One of us, maybe, but I don't think it's me.
you know what, just whatever, korf. for someone who goes around saying the Internets are Not Serious Business and chastising people for getting worked up about anything, you love a good neverending flame war. you love to argue endlessly until your'e sure whoever your'e baiting is in a frenzy, so just f*ck your transparent little bait job.
Also, I'll leave you guys to your little circle jerk now. Also, read Sitsu's comments and find out why he doesn't like the 'leechers'. He said something about dantheman saying mean things to him and, worst of all, DOWNVOTING HIM. zomg worst thing ever. Like I said, I'm biased negatively against them as they inconvenienced us by forcing us to start our forum from scratch, but it was still funny. gogo gadget circlejerk.
i'll take your bait. if you actually had been following around long enough, you'd see the big concern is people who negatively contribute to the site driving away valuable users. fourests sites have brought me more entertaining than your bitching and post hardcore gif experimentations, so sorry if i'm more concerned at the loss of his sites than whether or not you got a chuckle at someone elses expense. thats why you're a leech.
Bukkacookie? i dont know... yeah, i got frazzled there. he's good. I just dont buy the 'prank' aspect here - how far do we let that attitude go? so we relax when people cheat other users, and let the site go to sh*t because its just the Internet? is the inconvenience of being DDOS'd just a prank to laugh off too then? also keeping in mind that all along Dan and wolfson HATE fourest, that it wasnt random, significantly removes any humor to be found... its not an attack on just him, its an attack on Anyone who wants to enjoy anything he made.
"I just dont buy
the 'prank' aspect here - how far do we let that attitude go? so we relax when people
cheat other users, and let the site go to sh*t because its just the Internet?" We ipban them, that's what. We ipban them and we laugh because it was pretty funny. If there was a personal vendetta, that's pretty mean on Dan's part, but it's still pretty funny.
I try not to concern myself with Wolfson. I thought the prank was funny, so when you ask me whether the prank was funny, I'm going to have to answer that it was. I also think it's funny that Wolfson obsesses over a website that has repeatedly banned him and makes fun of him, and funnier still that we turn him into a ytmnd celebrity for his habit of social retardation. As for the gimmicks, I think they're kind of funny. I mean, none of my sites are over 4, so who cares how low they go?
Wingerding's alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi4,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi7,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike2,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike4,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike6,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike7, http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7
more Wingerding alts: http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdinggombicome, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingwing,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhatknowho, http://ytmnd.com/users/John-Hammond, and I'm sure there's more
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The OC Season One (sooooo good, shut up fgts), Waiting for Guffman, The Sweetest Thing, Drop Dead Gorgeous... just thought I'd suggest some good movies that boys will not have heard of but girls love, also saying you have seen these movies will make you seem sensitive and secure in your masculinity. Protip: watch Mean Girls.
Any user A that has been here longer than 6 months, with 5 or more sites over 3.5(?) stars, can give 1 "rep" point to each user B they like, and each rep point increases the power of B's votes. 100 points make B's votes 100x stronger (or 10x if we're going logarithmic). The rep point assignments would take the form of the "favorite users" list some have wanted; as long as user A meets the rep-giving requirements, A's fav-users list will mean something. That's the system I'm thinking of. Or something.
i looked at that caricature ytmnd again today and think i nearly vomited. thats a 4.7? of course, fad comp with mediocre drawings (still better than your average teen drawings, at best theyre "high school impressive" thus big with the kiddies) and of course, set to videogame music for no good reason whatsoever, which is getting really f*cking annoying. cant think of what to put with your ytmnd? videogame music! garbage ytmnd for preteens. bah.
Anyone who actually gives a sh*t about ratings is teh laaaaaaaaaaaaame (Jim Kerry face), but it would be nice to block new gimmick *ssh*les, I aslo hate when they become gimmick upvoters out of fear I mean, srsly, be a part of the community or not, fgt. I do not need your cookie or whatever, I'd rather play fair, except for BTape, who is a legit user and upvotes sites he LIKES, not every piece of crizzap in sight. And when gimmicks make good sites it's killer. But they get baleted and jerks live on
i think the only reason i give a sh*t about its rating is that somehow overall YTMNDers decided sh*tty headshots with absolutely no theme and no related music is better than 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of all YTMNDs. it tells me that YTMND isnt the cutting edge place i thought it was when i joined, that the lowest common denominator here is much lower now than i'd like it to be. i cant change that, i just dont like it.
and nutnics, let me say that theres a difference between that guys and yours. you had people coming back as you colored it, made a GOOD drawing with more individual style and character where they interacted with each other. and the videogame music was remixed into something new at least.. that caricature one is a cheap as hell substitute.
"Does a user getting deleted even delete the votes and comments made by that account?
I still see votes and comments for users who have been deleted" - good question, but consider that when you delete your vote on someone elses site, your old vote still shows, so therefore deleted users and votes would still show...?