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[b]You know what else is pretty fucking gay?[/b] Tickling the tip of your half erect penis by gently circling it around some hairy fat guy's greasy pube-hole. And you both giggle like anime chicks because your penis isn't erect enough to push through the hole, so it just kind of pops and slides up and down his crack repeatedly until ejaculation is achieved. And then you have to pull the pacifiers out of your mouths, because you lost the damn remote to the DVD player and the DVD menu to Season 2 of Will and Grace keeps looping the intro song very loudly and your neighbors start pounding on the wall because you live in a shitty apartment and you can't be too noisy. But then your neighbors finally come over to confront you and they turn out to be pomeranian puppies from the middle east and don't approve of your sex acts. So to make up for it, you walk them to PetsMart but they're closed because it's 1 am. But Taco Bell is open, but the pomeranians say no thank you, we don't eat fast food.